tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87686882711946507412011-11-27T16:02:33.694-08:00Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706513112301472280noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8768688271194650741.post-65797497066031343802008-10-29T00:37:00.000-07:002008-10-29T00:38:11.364-07:00bag o' shite...<br />my mate found a bag of shit today. he threw it at a barrier, but it just sailed over...<br />how we laughed. good old sammy!<br /><br />also a mate (youth leader, colin you leg!) told us about a freind who was working in an oldies home, and one of the dears was walking along and started doing a shit. so the guy had to catch it in a carrier bag.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8768688271194650741-6579749706603134380?l=aninomez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706513112301472280noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8768688271194650741.post-54806599117530239542008-10-19T00:36:00.000-07:002008-10-29T00:37:14.732-07:00Weight Gain<br /><br />Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer<br />cartridge itself was actually quite small, but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.<br /><br />I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of our marriage should have the same effect: It made me seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.<br />She's still laughing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8768688271194650741-5480659911753023954?l=aninomez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706513112301472280noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8768688271194650741.post-54003006855791227282008-10-15T01:08:00.000-07:002008-10-29T00:36:10.761-07:00Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!<br /><br /> <br />Request:<br />Since today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, I wanted to tell some Pirate Jokes, but I only know one. <br />Could anyone share some Pirate Jokes, please?<br /><br />My joke:<br />A pirate is away on shore leave and sees a man piercing ears. The pirate asks, "how much?"<br />"Arrr" he says, "It's a buck-an-ear."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8768688271194650741-5400300685579122728?l=aninomez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706513112301472280noreply@blogger.com0