Wednesday, October 29, 2008

bag o' shite...

bag o' shite...
my mate found a bag of shit today. he threw it at a barrier, but it just sailed over...
how we laughed. good old sammy!

also a mate (youth leader, colin you leg!) told us about a freind who was working in an oldies home, and one of the dears was walking along and started doing a shit. so the guy had to catch it in a carrier bag.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Weight Gain

Weight Gain

Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer
cartridge itself was actually quite small, but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.

I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of our marriage should have the same effect: It made me seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.
She's still laughing.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!


Request:
Since today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, I wanted to tell some Pirate Jokes, but I only know one.
Could anyone share some Pirate Jokes, please?

My joke:
A pirate is away on shore leave and sees a man piercing ears. The pirate asks, "how much?"
"Arrr" he says, "It's a buck-an-ear."